Joozian 2: Oh God, we did suck each others's jaggons! Krazy Kripples Jimmy: Look! My gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now! And if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left. Joozian 1: Oh man, I can't believe I sucked your jaggon. Stan: Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong. You should be proud! Joozian 1: Yeah, a show should never go past a hundred episodes, or else it starts to get stale with ridiculously stupid plot lines and settings. Joozian 2: You've made it to a hundred episodes. Najix: Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun! Stan: You alright? Cartman: You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT! Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.

Chef: Well, doctor? Proctologist: I've never quite seen this before.

You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome. Stan: You mean, at one point in this guy's life, he decided he wanted to work up people's butt holes? Chef: That's right. Kyle: Kick the baby! Ike: Wah! Ow!Ĭhef: He's a doctor who specializes in your asshole, children. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the goddamn baby.

Go home, you little semen-puking asshole dick head. Cartman: Yeah, go home, you little dildo! Kyle: Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo! Cartman: Alright.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny: School Days, School Days, Teachers Golden Rule Da- Kyle: Aw, damn it! Stan: What? Kyle: My god damn brother is trying to follow me to school again! Ike: Suck my balls.

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